why snowboarders should stay off the mountain – in the eyes of a skier

- When you come flying down the mountain so you don’t have to start skating when you get to annoying flat bit, only to find a bunch of boarders are hoping along and flailing their arms as if trying to gain momentum and get in your way forcing you to decide between

a. Start to play ten pin bowling and knock down as many borders as you can before skating away because you know they cant catch you unless they take of their board which already gives you a 15 second head start.

b. Dodge them all but keep your pace and as you whoosh past have boarders scream obscenities at you.

c.  Slow down to a skate, which is the complete opposite of what you wanted in the first place just to be nice to the poor boarders.

- After getting off a lift boarders like to plonk themselves down straight in front of the unload area to do up your bindings and cause a traffic jam which can be highly annoying.

- Borders act like they are kings of the mountain when in reality us skiers have stocks which we can beat you up with before skiing away before borders can even stop too think.

- When boarders sit on chairlifts their boards feel the need to sit horizontally and cut across the person next to them’s ski’s/board which can be very frustration and scratch the other persons ski’s/ board.

…hence forth skiers win….end of story