With half yearly exams over I got thinking of some fun things to do in an exam. I also got some of this website http://www.jokesandhumor.com/jokes/212.html and wanted to share them with you.
· Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”
· Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor’s left nostril.
· Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure you can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
· Bring a support crew like of the NO, Gary, NO adds.
· Bring a Nintendo DS . Play with the volume at max level.
· On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
· Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say “They’ve found me, I have to leave the country” and run off.
· Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
· Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
· Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, “the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!”
· Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling “I’m here, the phantom of the opera” until they drag you away.
· Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say “you don’t really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!!”
· When you have finished the paper start marking it in red ink.
· Bring a large, cumbersome and ugly idol. Pray to it often. Make a small sacrifice to it.
